Matt Delantonio

matt delantonio is the biggest simp this side of the mississippi. he is what you would call a borderline retard, and has the IQ of an unbaked muffin. Matt Delantonio is dating a fellow unbaked muffin named Sofia, who is the dominant one in the relationship and single handedly destroyed his friend group. All of Matt Delantonios friends now despise him.

damn that simp is a Matt delantonio to the max nigaaaa

by 420weed69 January 12, 2020

Declan

An absolute dog of a cunt, no one likes him he always dogs the fucking boys. Thinks he’s hard talking shit online but no one fucking likes the cunt because he looks like a Down syndrome fucking hamster that has been raped by it’s owner and it’s owner’s uncle over 1000 times.

Genuinely just a fucking tosser.

Fuck Declan is a cunt, I don’t think anyone likes him

by Maddogyamaddog August 3, 2018

Delaney

A girl that has nothing better to do than get drunk and high 24/7. But you’ll rarely see you out at a party, but when she is, het ready to get your ass kicked in beer pong and have a deep conversation afterwards.

“Bro is that THE Delaney over there?”

by second date fiona June 29, 2018

Delanie

Fishy cooch girl who fucks all the guys in the school and even some of the girls and she has fake Gucci With a cameltoe

Is that delanie? Maybe she’ll date me she’ll date anyone

by Fishhycooooochjjh May 3, 2019

declan wilson

Declan Wilson is a skinny fuck who lives off his heart poking out his chest, full jars of nutella and hard-core tentacle hentai. He had a thing for this girl but not her identical twin which doesn't make sense. His teeth be looking fresh tho. His jokes are like "Oh it's raining? It's Scotland what do you expect" n then he'll laugh at his own jokes. He's also got a fetish for foreheads

Person 1: Is that Declan Wilson??
Person 2: No its bugs bunny

Person 3: You muppet they are the same thing

by Yassssqween October 11, 2019

Delandy

1.Someone who is Generally Being " jewed" or "niggered" for the day, Not allowed to socialize with friends or civilization.

2. The act of being fully controlled by your girlfriend with no say it what you do.

3. seriously Whipped person is referred to as a " delandy "

" hey does anyone know where john is today?"," who the hell knows hes just being delandy"

by Father Abraham February 16, 2010

Defiland

Whenever a friend and their hookup has christened a certain place as their own when they have been drinking, it is more often than not somewhere ridiculous. It can also be somewhere that a friend has tossed his or her cookies.

"Remember when that tiger hooked up with that hedgehog on the couch?"

"Yeah, that place has soooo been defiland!!"

by Mandylionsforbreakfast May 2, 2010