Deuce Toss

V.
1. To toss a turd.
2. To burn someone. (diss)
3. To fuck up.

"shut your shit or I'll deuce toss you!"

"Now, that's how you deuce toss someone!"

"Way to deuce toss all night!"

by Dhebi April 17, 2009

Deuce Hole

Toilet, Crapper, John, Restroom etc.

We can go take team dumps in the deuce hole

by Belaes October 31, 2010

facebook deuce

The act of surfing facebook while going number 2.

bro, give me my laptop I gotta take a facebook deuce

by bwizzy November 16, 2009

Golden Deuce

The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.

I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.

by Derange-O October 4, 2013

Fisher's deduction

The more issues a person crudely shoehorns down into a liberal/conservative dichotomy, the more certain you can be that the person is an American

Exact origins are unknown, but Fisher's Deduction is a maxim or meme found in USENET and other online discussions, similarly to Godwin's Law.

by office glen November 14, 2005

flippin the deuce

Just the classic peace sign.

They saw her flippin the deuce while making her exit.

by NotMgenna December 29, 2007

Blast a Deuce

Take a dump

I am going to expolde if I dont Blast a Deuce soon!

by Trout Slayer 22 March 5, 2009