Chicken and Ducking

Cockney rhyming slang for clucking i.e. in severe heroin withdrawal or in fact it is often used for being in withdrawal from any chemical substance - clucking like a chicken.

Oi mate wanna buy a 32 inch custard and jelly (telly) come on mate I'm chicken and ducking I need my one of each (a bag of smack and a bag of crack).

by Constant John February 14, 2009

Red Beard Docking

Insertion of a beard (often braided) into the vagina of a woman while on her period.

My girlfriend is a hardcore pogonophile, and I'm a menophiliac, so tonight we're going to try red beard docking.

by zippercow September 14, 2016

Kentucky Fried Dicking

When you use cooking oil as lube

"I didn't have any lube in the house, so I gave her a Kentucky Fried Dicking"

by LeprechaunDong October 3, 2017

ur stephen hawking docking

when two wheelie bois dock (sticking ones dick into the others) with one another .

bully: ur mum gay
you: ur stephen hawking docking
bully: *bully's dick instantly blows up*

by wheelie boi May 16, 2018

Fuckinson Shitheart Dickincock

Some one who is really addicted to swearing

Fuckinson Shitheart Dickincock said "You really need to shut your god damn fucking cock licking uncle fucking mouth"

by Chikabille February 10, 2021

chicken and a dickin

When he takes you to KFC, and orders a bucket meal then takes you home, you both eat all the chicken then he places the bucket upon your head, and gives you a dickin

Last night Rodney took me to KFC, and when we went home, I got chicken and a dickin. I don’t know which was better, the chicken or the dickin!

by Rodney Chicken Fuqqer April 11, 2021

im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

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