the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.
Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017
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Guy: really? listen to this
Girl: *mortified*
Guy: Proof he sucks
Girl: WHY IS THIS FILE NAMED DEMON KAI??
Guy: *runs*
Guy: really? listen to this
Girl: *mortified*
Guy: Proof he sucks
Girl: WHY IS THIS FILE NAMED DEMON KAI??
Guy: *runs*
by Le Subaru August 22, 2017
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by Grainneofficial July 11, 2019
Get the Damonized mug.A STD you may contract after having intercourse with a demon. You will turn into a demon and die if this STD is contracted
by William Herondale November 7, 2019
Get the Demon Pox mug.Another word for Semen Retention; Males retaining their semen during sexual intercourse. Just like a pension, you're saving it all up for a greater and more meaningful investment.
Man: " Yo Jemit, I made her cum twice and still made sure my shit was on demon pension"
Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"
Jemit: " Whhhhat, no way! How do you make a girl cum?"
by bramptonshordy June 1, 2020
Get the Demon Pension mug.Some weird ass protagonist from the SMT series, usually accompanied by his weak-ass friends who endlessly bitch about impending doom.
John:"Hey, i heard SMT has Demon summoner as it's genre!"
Joe:"Yeah man, he can literally summon demons from the bowels of hell for macca!"
John:"Wow!"
Joe:"Yeah man, he can literally summon demons from the bowels of hell for macca!"
John:"Wow!"
by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020
Get the Demon Summoner mug.A great friend who is insane but in a fun way. A Daeon is a great friend for fun and laughter. if you need cheering up he's the one. he loves memes and doing silly things and is easy to get along with.
if your looking for a great friend look for a Daeon
if your looking for a great friend look for a Daeon
by Fenris20510 September 3, 2020
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