A father (usually divroced or separated) who tries to compensate for his absence by giving his kids everything and taking them everywhere during visitation.
My ex is a Disney Dad, he takes the kids to the zoo, the game, the movies, the carnival and shopping all in two days, when its his weekend with them.
by T.L.R. July 13, 2009
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Freind:"Dude your dad has a serious case of dad rage."
Freind:"Dude your dad has a serious case of dad rage."
by LO15 May 17, 2010
Get the Dad Rage mug.A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms.
There are two types of fossil dads:
1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.
2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
There are two types of fossil dads:
1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.
2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
by Awnlooker May 14, 2010
Get the fossil dad mug.Describes a man in his early to mid thirties. Derived from the premise that men of such an age would potentially be able to father children, now adult in age, but only by "inappropriate" means
(For example, losing their virginity to the badly dressed chav living on the local council estate on top of a ford escort, only to find out that she wasn't actually on the pill!!)
(For example, losing their virginity to the badly dressed chav living on the local council estate on top of a ford escort, only to find out that she wasn't actually on the pill!!)
Young boys are so last season mate, what you need is a bit of Inappropriate Dad action ... they've got more money, and are better in bed!!!!!
by Sir Mike' June 4, 2009
Get the Inappropriate Dad mug.The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.
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