A sexual condition where a woman suffers from a yeast infection whilst having the crusted remains of her partners semen caked around the lips of her vaginal canal. May be abbreviated with “CGC”
“Me and Lindsay were going to smash but I noticed she had a CGC”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”
by Lord Hereck April 4, 2022
Get the Cheesy Gordita Crunch mug.a punk, adjacent to both the crust punk and the wook. They may be in a stage of transitioning from one subculture to the other, or simply appreciate both equally. within the ven diagram of punk and wook you will find dread locks, piercings, lack of deodorant, vegan or freegan diet, etc. The crunch punk may wear all black and sew their patches on with floss, but the trained crusty will identify them as a wook from a mile away. type of fool who spins fire and trips acid.
"That dude in the Amebix hoodie reeks like patchouli, what a crunch punk."
"that frickin crunch punk stole my last can of yerba mate!"
"that frickin crunch punk stole my last can of yerba mate!"
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Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
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Get the Captain Crunch mug.v. - When a man and woman preform a sexual act in a taco bell parking lot, putting a Cheesy Gordita Crunch half in, halfout the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the taco and leaves the other half inside.
by TheOnlyFreak January 21, 2021
Get the Cheesy Gordita Crunch mug.The Crunch Time is when there is a long project due and you need to finish it in one hour. The word can also be used as just "the Crunch" or "Crunching" in verb form. Used as a synonym to "Grind" which is for gaming. This word is for work.
Bob was procrastinating on his social studies homework, which was due in an hour. He had officially entered The Crunch Time so he could finish on time.
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