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Im Cooked 

What is said after using two swipes with the elbow to break a school Chromebook.
Person 1: Gotta do it like this.
*pow* *boom*
Person 1: IM COOKED!
Person 2: He actually broke it!
Person 3: Bravo! Bravo!
Im Cooked by nmsderp April 25, 2025

Keegan Cooked 

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.
Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

More cooked than Davinci

That guy over there is more cooked than Davinci!

claude cooked

Using Claude so much that your brain becomes cooked, and you now rely on Claude for critical thinking and writing.
"Did you talk to Jess, our senior SWE? She used to be the most knowledgeable person on the team, but once she started using coding agents she got claude cooked. Now she is posting raw output from Claude in Slack and on LinkedIn."

your potato is fully cooked 

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.
Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!

I'm Cooked 

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn
I'm Cooked by The Real G; December 5, 2023