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Crispy

When your parents or someone old gets baked or high
Mom are you crispy?
by Emu42069 January 4, 2018
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Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.
Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.
by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022
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crispy noodle

A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.
Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle
by Hello fella August 2, 2020
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crispies

She hadn't washed her hair in so long, her scalp was filled with crispies
by cobarin September 3, 2016
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crispy asf on the bottom

Wow, that puss looks crispy asf on the bottom!
Yeah bro it does look really nice, wish it was mine.
by anonymous June 6, 2018
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CRISPY

by boislayerha April 8, 2020
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Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.
Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!
by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017
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