Crispy

Something hip or fresh.

Something fresh and exhilarating.

I bought some new crispy shoes

by Juicy dr ro-booty October 13, 2015

crispy

when you’re grump level is 5,000.

wow, jay is really crispy today.

by primeshields July 23, 2022

Mr. Crispy

Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".

Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."

by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022

Crispy

The higher rank of cool

"How do you feel?"
"Cool, no, wait... I feel crispy!"

by This party is CRISPY December 17, 2017

little crispy

When an idiot lights the hair on his/her arm on fire and it makes little chuncks at the bottoms of the hairs

Omg look at the little crispys on xaivers arm

Ikr so crispy

by Saidey wilson June 4, 2017

CRISPY

When someone does something good.

OOH! Thats extra crispy, man!

by boislayerha April 8, 2020

Crispy ghost

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.

Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!

by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025