by Emu42069 January 4, 2018

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.
Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.
by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022

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by boislayerha April 8, 2020

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.
Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!
by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017
