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Midlife Crisink 

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Midlife crisis-ink, a tattoo one gets when going through a midlife crisis.
Rod hit 50 and his kids won't talk to him but at least he's got some sweet midlife crisink.
Midlife Crisink by rollforwisdom April 23, 2023
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Wind chiming

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When a man if fucking another man doggystyle and their genitalia audibly slap together.
These hotel walls are so thing I can hear the queers next door wind chiming.
Wind chiming by Bobby Twoshoes March 25, 2024
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THE 0.69TH CRIMNIPPLE 

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The 0.69th crimnipple was the first of their species. They love ketchup and is also a ginger.

They also committed mass genocide on earth, and left the earth to search the universe for more ketchup.

(They haven't been seen since).
Person 1: "Did you know that the 0.69th crimnipple caused almost every human to die out, and then they had to be created all over again?"
Person 2: "Wait what-"
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