cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.

Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.

by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019

Craig

Craig is a punk ass bitch. He is the first guy to belly ache and complain. He’s actually a cunt without any charisma, uniqueness, nerve nor any talent.

😀 : who is complaining? Once again it’s Craig he’s a whiny ass bitch.

by PpKkl7810 November 26, 2021

Craig Cooper

Dickhead, spoonlicker

That’s a right Craig Cooper of a boy

by Baby Yoda 912 January 23, 2020

Zackery Craig

The most perfect person. His heart is almost as big as his dick.

Zackery Craig is perfect.

by hegeGvhj March 30, 2023

Craig

A bad resolution halo infinite brute who became a meme that its part of halo infinite easter eggs

"this is craig"

by Craig the brute April 14, 2022

Craig Feldspar

Played by David Higgins, he is a worker at the Lucky Aide mart on the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He is a lonely, geeky man with a cat named Jellybean. He also has a huge crush on Lois, despite her being married.

Craig Feldspar is a hilarious character.

by daddyjenkins February 14, 2022

craigs-book

a little black book/notebook containing the address/phone of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014