Professional coper

A person who is willing to never accept there in the wrong and they just cope.

Look at Ashton he is a Professional coper

by Grey07 February 19, 2023

no-shit media coverage

coverage of news by the local meadia of events that everybody knows happens everyday.

anchorman:....its 7am and I270, I495 and I66 are jammed up with traffic....

viewer: this no-shit media coverage is getting old. Everybody knows those freeways are jammed every morning

by SoCalMD October 26, 2010

skinny ass bitch named coker

A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.

Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.

by Jesse Logan July 28, 2008

"cover me"

"cover me"

something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts

tanya: omfg hurricane katrina status right now... "cover me"
mike: *throws a towel over her boobs*

by snootch87 August 20, 2008

Muff Cover

An inedible, yet delectable addition to a buttered muff. Can also be referred to as a butt muff cuv.

This buttered muff is so much better with the muff cover.

by Candy Canderson January 28, 2011

oven cover'd

When you get owned to a degree that words cannot describe. pwned

Tripped on the sidewalk and ice cream cone in face, oven cover'd!

by Rick May 13, 2005

Facebook-Cover

When you nonchalantly change from your Myspace window in your computer to the Facebook window. Usually people are doing stuff they really shouldn't be doing on Myspace (as fun as that is) and Facebook is a good parent-friendly site. What they don't know, won't hurt them.

"Emily, what are you doing on the computer?"
*Mom Walks Over*
*FACEBOOK-COVER*
"Oh, nothing Mom. Just signing out of Facebook."

by DancinggXQueenn November 22, 2009