The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.
Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.
by Caasi March 12, 2008
Get the Cowboy Bidet mug.Cowboy Dave is a guy so great at his cowboy skills and infinite wisdom in all subjects even the Pope is honoured to bath in his glory!
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.
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Get the Cowboy Dave mug.Begins with 69ing with the female, but rather than oral copulation on the male's behalf, a fisting method is applied. When a steady pace is reached, one flips the female over rapidly and begins rocking back and forth violently and clenching/unclenching one's fist inside the vagina. The male and female then proceed to excrete out of their anuses simultaneously and rapidly begin shoving said excrement back into the anal cavity. This entire process is done while screaming at each other what you most despise about your partner and your greatest turn-offs. When each party reaches a climax point, they must race to the nearest shower and thumb wrestle for who gets to bathe first.
by Poliotastic March 30, 2010
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My work friend went to a seminar in Austin Texas and came back with cowboy AIDS. He said it was #WorthIt
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Get the pp cowboy mug.A Cowboy Kid, is someone new in school or town who takes traditions and rules and goes against them, often rewriting traditions or making their own rules, along with their arrival they often bring Mischief and use their Charismatic personalities to get what they want from people you often want to get on their good side because more often than not they're a People Pleaser and will make you look like a Clown
A) woah! Did you see the new guy when he got in trouble for Flirting with the teacher?
B) yeah, he seems like a real Cowboy Kid.
B) yeah, he seems like a real Cowboy Kid.
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