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colon cowboy

Whoa look at those two on the bed, Yeah hes a colon cowboy and so is he.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 7, 2008
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shitsale cowboy

n. A person who wanders flea markets, yard sales or other junk sales in boots, jeans or overalls, and the required cowboy hat. "vintage" (worn out) rock or country tour t-shirts are common. Unkempt, hairy appearance is a must. This person may smell of beer and cigarettes. He or she will never buy anything but may offer a ridiculously low bid on an item just to appear to have money.
I can smell that shitsale cowboy from 50 feet, and he'll probably offer me $5 for this tool box too.
by bigdealer May 21, 2009
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blue cowboy boots

In Texas, men who wear blue cowboy boots are signifying there homosexuality.

Used as a beacon to signal to other interested partners to preform.
I’m wearing my blue cowboy boots tonight to meet a get guy.
by Dxr2234 March 11, 2022
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Dusty Cowboy

The act of doing a woman doggy style after you did a couple lines off her ass cheeks.
Billy did a couple lines off Cindy's ass then did her doggy style, what a dusty cowboy.
by Rev Phallus March 4, 2011
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colon cowboy

A male who actually prefers anal sex over any other form, with either male or female.
That guys a colon cowboy, he always talks about fucking people in the ass.
by BeasterBastard October 12, 2005
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lazy cowboy

A man don't have a full-time employment get a girlfriend then ask her to marry have 1 or more children. (Lazy cowboy) He uses her for resources living expenses.

Lazy cowboy love to make many excuse. honey I m going for my adult high school equivalents.
Hey lazy cowboy still jobless. Your wife or girlfriend isn't going to support you for the rest of your life.

She eventually is going to kick you out
by Real truthful Raymond September 15, 2016
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purple cowboy

A man who will give dick to a man or woman but will never recieve dick from anything other then an animal. Preferably a horse.
Kynslie: Is Jonathan gay? I heard him talking about taking it in the ass last night.
Nathaniel: Sort of. He has a girlfriend. He doesn't llike it from guys tho. I've heard he is a purple cowboy.
by Haha typical chaz April 20, 2017
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