i wanna be a cowboy baby 

an old guy wanting to be a cowboy.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ jk

when you are at a playground yell I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY!

i wanna be a cowboy baby by cowboy baby May 8, 2018

colon cowboy

A derogatory term for a homosexual

Whoa look at those two on the bed, Yeah hes a colon cowboy and so is he.

colon cowboy by [e-mail] March 7, 2008

shitsale cowboy 

n. A person who wanders flea markets, yard sales or other junk sales in boots, jeans or overalls, and the required cowboy hat. "vintage" (worn out) rock or country tour t-shirts are common. Unkempt, hairy appearance is a must. This person may smell of beer and cigarettes. He or she will never buy anything but may offer a ridiculously low bid on an item just to appear to have money.

I can smell that shitsale cowboy from 50 feet, and he'll probably offer me $5 for this tool box too.

shitsale cowboy by bigdealer May 21, 2009

blue cowboy boots 

In Texas, men who wear blue cowboy boots are signifying there homosexuality.

Used as a beacon to signal to other interested partners to preform.

I’m wearing my blue cowboy boots tonight to meet a get guy.

blue cowboy boots by Dxr2234 March 11, 2022

Dusty Cowboy 

The act of doing a woman doggy style after you did a couple lines off her ass cheeks.

Billy did a couple lines off Cindy's ass then did her doggy style, what a dusty cowboy.

Dusty Cowboy by Rev Phallus March 4, 2011

colon cowboy

A male who actually prefers anal sex over any other form, with either male or female.

That guys a colon cowboy, he always talks about fucking people in the ass.

colon cowboy by BeasterBastard October 12, 2005

lazy cowboy 

A man don't have a full-time employment get a girlfriend then ask her to marry have 1 or more children. (Lazy cowboy) He uses her for resources living expenses.

Lazy cowboy love to make many excuse. honey I m going for my adult high school equivalents.

Hey lazy cowboy still jobless. Your wife or girlfriend isn't going to support you for the rest of your life.

She eventually is going to kick you out

lazy cowboy by Real truthful Raymond September 15, 2016