Cluster Fuck

This is used in medicine by doctors in training (residents) especially ER residents which means too many patients hit the door at the same time. You get fucked when theres a total piece of shit patient (such as a crack head with a gunshot wound) because they suck up a lot of time. You get clusterfucked when several crackheads shoot eachother and instead of doing the world a favor come into the ER for blood transfusions etc that will unfortuantely save their lives.

Yeah I was about to discharge this sorority hottie and go home when I got totally Cluster Fucked by 4 bangers with multiple GSW to the chest.

by Drdavidcalling December 17, 2006

Cluster Fuck

When something really small becomes something really huge or big. The product of this is a cluster fuck.

I had a small stain on my shirt, a little dot sized stain. I tried to rub it out and it turned into a huge cluster fuck of a stain.

by Ste-V Ray March 11, 2008

clusterfuck

A cluster of fucking people, or also known as an orgy

Last night I partook in clusterfuck, and boy did I have a ball, or balls! Ha Ha!

by farttroll February 27, 2003

clusterfark

Monumental f*** up.

This is a major clusterfark.

by Hiwatha November 17, 2010

triple mongolian cluster fuck

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.

by dr_spanklebums May 4, 2004

cluster fuck

Any activity involving 3 or more people or 2 or more cars.

I tried to meet those guys at the movies but it all turned into a big cluster fuck

by scott January 17, 2004

cluster fuck

Idiots in tha fucking way!!

Non-Traffic jam on the freeway when everyone goes the same speed creating a blockage and slowing progress

by Money T April 16, 2005