Carnal Oboe

An oversized skin flute, requiring exceptional embouchure to navigate its exceptionally stiff reed and penetrating sound.

Hark, what lilting gag waft from that bathroom stall? Serenade hither mine carnal oboe!

by Rolandofgilead February 16, 2025

Carney

1. When you put glitter on an old heap of shit and people are SUPER impressed because they think they're getting something new.. when really, it's the same shit under the glitter.
2. a slight of hand to create an illusion of something new and exciting.

You have something that's damaged and not functional and you have to get it ready for a quick sale, you can say, "Let's Carney it!"
and after a successful transaction, exclaim, "Oh snap!! those fools just got Carnied!"

by psycosonic April 3, 2025

Carne, caRne, carnE

Carne, caRne, carnE

Carne, caRne, carnE

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 8, 2025

Carneasada

When one is chopped and cooked at the same time!! You pronounce it like a very white chick

"I look so carneasada right now"

by kodadoodledoo May 31, 2025

Carnation Wedding

When two straight men or women get married to be perceived as being in a same sex relationship.

I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.

by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee August 26, 2025

Carnigorous

A black person that eats meat

I went to popeyes and felt carnigorous

by Jumpyrabbit September 12, 2025

carnavarian

One whose diet mostly (if not entirely) based on the consumption of meat. Considered direct opposite of Vegetarian.

In protest to the Vegans, he dedicated himself to being a carnavarian.

by DefinitelyNotKaz December 8, 2025