A famous writer who wrote “Mcdonald’s Lover” back in 2019 after her Mother tragically passed away , Jacqueline was so distraught she stayed home for 6 months.
Man 1: Look that fat bastard Jacqueline clarks mother died!
Man 2:she is probably ordering mcdonald’s to get over it.
Man 2:she is probably ordering mcdonald’s to get over it.
by Burgerlover2017 September 17, 2022

One of the funniest alpha males you could ever meet. If you ever meet one of these exotic individuals, you will immediately feel the overwhelming male dominance wash over you. The power of the whitest name in existence will throw you off, and you may feel hopelessness or despair due to the jealousy felt toward Andrew. The majority of them are naturally gifted at baseball and basketball, and will usually break your ankles on and off the court.
"Is that Andrew Clarke? I just wanna suck his cock until his balls are empty so I can feel the wrath of the one and only Clarkenator"
"Guys look, it's Andrew! We should jump him and steal his black air forces."
"Guys look, it's Andrew! We should jump him and steal his black air forces."
by 100mph Fastball November 1, 2021

by ccrhanks1415@gmail.com September 8, 2021

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

My friend said he was doing so much to help me
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger
Man that sounds like a fake friend...
"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"
"That sounds kinda like a fake friend"
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger
Man that sounds like a fake friend...
"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"
"That sounds kinda like a fake friend"
by TheRecconingofyourmotives. August 8, 2021

Thea Clarke - Pronounced (Tee. Ahh. K. L. A. R. KE.)
Thea Clarke is a fucking party animal! If you have a friend called Thea Clarke you need to take her to the parties! Bring 5 bottles of passion pop and shes gone!
She lights up the party and after a few hours shes bouncing off the walls!
bloody lightweight!
Thea Clarke may also be known as someone who has an issue with their bottom! Meaning that they cannot stop farting! I swear watch out for them Thea Clarkes!
"Watch out for Thea Clarke!"
"Yeah! I've heard she's a smelly one!"
HAHHAHAHHAHAH
Thea Clarke is a fucking party animal! If you have a friend called Thea Clarke you need to take her to the parties! Bring 5 bottles of passion pop and shes gone!
She lights up the party and after a few hours shes bouncing off the walls!
bloody lightweight!
Thea Clarke may also be known as someone who has an issue with their bottom! Meaning that they cannot stop farting! I swear watch out for them Thea Clarkes!
"Watch out for Thea Clarke!"
"Yeah! I've heard she's a smelly one!"
HAHHAHAHHAHAH
by HELO November 17, 2014
