Christmas crunk

The state of being very crunk, on or near Christmas.

She was so Christmas crunk coming home from the ugly sweater party that she crashed her car.

by Tweeples May 25, 2012

Christmas Ove

The day after Christmas…
Because the day before is Christmas Eve. And because Christmas is Over.

My Christmas Ove plans are recycling, searching for batteries and clearing out the beer fridge.

by Drnagle76 December 26, 2021

Christmas Sac

Soma and Lotus; Rock and Pressure.

A sack w/ methamphetamine, and loud.

A christmas sac @ 20/20 vision

by Tweak Station April 2, 2019

Daddy Christmas

When you love Santa Claus SO MUCH you call him DADDY CHRISTMAS

"Oh my god I love Christmas."
"Yeah, especially Daddy Christmas."

by Pope Daddy December 21, 2017

Colonel's Christmas

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.

Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!

by Flealan December 26, 2009

Christmas-itis

When you wake up every christmas at 4 in the morning and can't go back to.sleep

God I'm sooo tired. I got a bad case of Christmas-itis this morning.

by merisbear December 25, 2014

christmas mule

Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.

Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.

by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022