Children

1. Beautiful beings of love and joy

2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager

3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop

1. Oh, children are so sweet!

2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!

3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!

by AM3THYSTG30D3 February 22, 2025

Children

Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit

Person:u want some lucky charms?

Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!

Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe

Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈

Person:*sigh* …children…

by ᗴᗩᖇTᕼY-ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ January 5, 2022

Children of Hym

OHOHOHO! SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT DID SHE!? Looping HARD over there. Raising her voice.

Hym "Children of Hym! BETTER THAN EVERYONE! OBJECTIVELY! Especially YOUR kids! You're have to carry YOUR kids to victory. They can work at the gas station with you bitch. Maybe THEY'LL work hard enough for you. HAHAHAHAHA! She ain't happy I said it! All the Jesus and love in the world ain't going to make your kid THAT GUY. Fucking slob. Gonna condescend to me about what I've done. Why is it weird that I told the truth? Do you NOT DO THAT!? I thought your reality monster burned you forever for that? I'm going to kill it so it's not going to matter but still, it told you to do what I'm doing and I'm the onky one doing it."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023

Women and children

You see how they invoke women and children as though it means something? As though women and children being proximal justifies strangling a guy for 15 minutes. Funny how that doesn't work for the Palestinians.

Hym "You see what they are doing, right? They invoke women and children to justify doing whatever they want. It's no different than invoking God. It's taking the lords name in vain. What they want... Is to set a precedent that states you have to quietly tolerate whatever is happening to you (up to and including homelessness and perpetual hunger) and if you get loud about it... They get to murder you. Was Jordan Neely REALLY 'harassing kids and women' or were women and children just, you know, proximal? And it's funny that women and children being proximal to where a guy they want to kill might theoretically be doesn't stop them from bombing a target. See, they don't actually care about women and children. They only care (to whatever extent they DO actually care) about using them as a tool to push whatever narrative they are trying to push at the level of the individual. In other words it's a 'If a hobo being loud about a grievance I don't care about near MY woman or MY kid I would fuck em up!' fantasy. It's just conservatives trying to have a 'don't mess with my kids' moment. That's all that is. That's all what is happening to me is. And if I'm not going to see a dime of that money than I will show you the difference between fantasy and reality. Because at the end of the day, I agree with the conservative propagandists. I should be allowed to kill the people doing this. But, it's against the rules. So, no. Daniel Penny goes to jail. Murder 3- Wait! Yep. Murder 3."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

Children

tiny people

Children are tiny people

by Yappinator June 14, 2025

riot of children

A group of 3 or more children.

I took my riot of children to the park.

by Wrappingmomof4 December 27, 2018

children

little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.

Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 30, 2023