Lurk chair

A folding chair that one uses in random locations to "lurk" and "creep" on people and practice random lurking activities.

"Hey dude, let's go camping or fishing this weekend, we can bring our lurk chairs!"

by Lurky McLurkin April 29, 2009

the electric chair

A variation on "the shocker." The electric chair is where the top wears a strap-on above or below his actual member (or, if the top is a woman, two strap-ons) and penetrates both the anus and vagina.

Dude, I got a strap-on as a white-elephant present at the nursing home. Linda better not misbehave tonight or I'm giving her the electric chair.

by Yosemite slam November 10, 2013

U.S. Chair Force

This is a derisive term the army uses to mock the USAF for generally having less mandatory physical training or PT.

The U.S. Chair Force only has a 2 mile run!

by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Folding chair

Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.

"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

My Chair Squeaked

When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.

I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

rocking chair winner

A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.

Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!

by AbuserX December 16, 2008

Chair Emoji 🪑

A joke on TikTok where you use the “🪑” emoji instead of regular laughing emojis like “😂”. It was created just to mess with people

“That video was HILARIOUS 🪑”
Dude why’d you use the chair emoji 🪑?

by It’s_Nyx September 24, 2021