California Pokey

Like the hokie pokie but involves a lot of weed and dildos.

Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.

by Jackturtleguy October 3, 2017

California Breakfast

A bowl of weed first thing in the morning

“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”

by Chiefsosa33 August 13, 2020

california oregano

Weed.

Friend: "I'm not really hungry"
Me: "Use the California Oregano"
Friend: Oh

by Henry IIX February 23, 2014

The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.

I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.

by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019

California Therapy

Putting local trouble makers & / or the mentally ill on a one-way bus trip to California (particularly Los Angeles), often with the warning of 'don't come back!' Said 'therapy' recipients often wind up homeless, often upon arrival.

They're here via California Therapy.

by N81Der November 18, 2019

California robot

A kid from California who basically lives at the skatepark. Usually amazing at park tricks.

damn that california robot just through down a tre flip back lip down the hubba.

by caliskater April 22, 2011

California Speed

When you take the posted speed limit and add ten.

I got pulled over for going California Speed.

by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015