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Canadas History

1. when your uncle ties your socks together while youre sleeping

2. when a registered sex offender wins the lottery.

3. when a transgendered moose gets a maple syrup enema and farts it out all over the stanely cup which is held by a lumberjack with a bad attitude, wild eyes and a shit eating grin on his face.
uncle john canadas history 'd me last christmas and i broke my arm.
by HighSnowLordofTheBlowLands February 6, 2010
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La Canada

A place in Los Angeles county where the people there are very wealthy and stuck up. The kids all wear designer clothes such as rock & republic, true religion, juicy couture, and betsey johnson. Often the houses are massive and even more expensive because it costs a fortune to live in La Canada because the school district is good. LCE (la canada elementary) is the second best elementary school in california, and LCHS (la canada high school) is the third best high school in california. The people there are very shallow, and lead very sheltered lives, and have no idea what the real world is like. Most la canada kids have no idea what they have and claim they are poor even though they are no where near it. People become bored so the moms have gossip circles where all they do is talk about kids and spread rumers and then the kids want to retaliate but don't know how so they gossip about the parents in their circles. Many familys are broken because the father often doesnt have time for the family because he is forced to work to support their huge family and wife who sits on her ass and gets her nails done and goes shopping all day. Children and teens there hate their lives because they are so boring so they find things to do, often smoke. There are lots of drugs in la canada and many kids get high when their lives arent going the way they want and la canada kids also have the money to buy the drugs weather they steel the mony from their parents or their parents give them the money. No one knows where la canada is so you have to tell people that its near pasadena, and no one understands how bad la candada is.
-I met these stuck up bitches at the mall, they were hot but mann they were vicious.
-I bet those bitches were from La canada Flintrage
by ya im from lc May 1, 2009
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Alabama Republic of Canada

A fictitious country made by several college students in the year of our Lord twenty-not-three.(2003) It is run by a Chancellor and Vice Chancellor, among many others. There is a Cartoon called "The Adventures of Andew and Jer-Mac" (the Chancellor and his Vice), A rap video/ state of the Union, and a religion based on Al Gore. They have a website but on this website advertising of websites is strongly forbidden.
"Where'd you get that snazzy shirt, Scag?"
"Why I purchased it from the great nation of Alabama Republic of Canada!"
by Lfnt September 13, 2006
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La Canada

Pronounced La CanYAda. Not La Canada.

Stupid town in the middle of Los Angeles. Everyone says they live in LA, even though they live in a suburb in LA County.

Everyone is too rich for their own good, and use that to help their stuck up manner. They get nice, fancy, brand new Mercedes' for their 16th birthday, but of course they don't even have their license.

Everyone's super smart, and community college is not an option.

The world lives on one street, and you're richness is based on what part of town you live in. You're judged by what you wear, how much money you have, what type of car you drive, how many parties a week you go to, and how mnay boyfriends/girlfriends you've had.

There's nothing to do besides get drunk, smoke, and have sex.

Home to many celebrities, though you hardly see them around town.

It's crap.
Never come here. You'll die of boredom.
You live in La Canada, is that in Canada?
by little miss sunshine<3 August 27, 2006
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Canada

A place where everyone lives in igloos, places hockey, and keeps either a polar bear or beaver as a pet. We eat pancakes and drink beer all day, and say ah after eveything we say, ah!
American:Oh canadian "ah", where's your pet beaver?
Canadian:Right hear, Beaver..... attack!
"Canada"
by beast668 August 27, 2009
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canada

The place to get good chronic. British Columbian weed is the most potent natural weed in the world, and using hydroponics techniques makes it fuckin crazy ass weed.
i buy weed from canada all the fuckin time.
by sativa September 21, 2005
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Canada

publicly traded Corporation as listed on the US Securities Exchange. Check it out.
What the fuck?! Canada's for fucking SALE?!
by Stephen Harper March 26, 2008
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