certified.lolicon

Seggsiest Mf Alive.

Have you heard of certified.lolicon? - Yeah I have he’s pretty seggsy

by certified.lolicon March 15, 2021

cartiersolos

A man who never misses and has a huge cock.

“Hey look it’s cartiersolos”

by Swerveyt March 20, 2021

Certiburger

Used to describe somebody who is definitely a burger or certified as a burger

Paul: Hey Matt did you see that guy earlier?
Matt: I sure did. He was a certiburger

by Chewsday April 16, 2021

certifedsimpformarvel

a dumbass marvel obsessed simp who can even spell certified right.

certifedsimpformarvel is highkey dumb asf

by dirtyassleftbigtoe May 31, 2021

cartinease

He’s a majestic human being and a very sexy fuck who digs white girls, his fame started in the hood but soon that changed.... he’s a man of wise words and changed for the better, did I mention he likes white girls? Mister Cartinease has 12 inch cock as well 😈 we frl out here

If your girl isn’t answering your phone calls, Cartinease is to be blamed. (PS, he’s fucking your girl)

by Sirwhitegirlfuckercartier June 28, 2021

Carti

Cartier Watch

gold Carti on my wrist

by Nungua Big Meech July 5, 2021

cartidiot

a cartoon idiot

damn that a cartidiot

by ferdi July 9, 2021