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Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.
by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023
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Buy Some Debous

To buy some debous (pronounced DeeBiss), means to buy something that you don’t really need, or to be financially irresponsible. Like, for example, getting a gas station snack.
Let’s go buy some debous”
by Poopwizardd1 April 11, 2024
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Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…
Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.
by Gtagamer1000000 September 20, 2022
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Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.
You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!
by Pocketjem September 15, 2019
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Rage buying

The furious act of buying hope after pure disappointment.
After not winning Oz Powerball’s $150 million jackpot prize, I was reduced to staying as a fuming rice queen trapped in the pauper lifestyle... so I commenced rage buying lottery tickets for a shot of hopeless comfort.
by ACunny May 23, 2024
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