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Buff Garfield

A buff version of the lovable orange cat Garfield, that is known to many, including me, as the strong creator of our universe. Also has a 10-inch shlong.
Joanna was minding her own business, walking through the halls of a large university. She was heading to her dorm, passing her fellow students. On her way to her dorm, a fellow friend of Joanna's was walking the opposite way to her, and decided to stop her for a quick little chat.
"Oh, Joanna, I'm glad I ran into you!" He said to Joanna, happy to see her.
"Oh, hey! What is it you need?"
"I just wanted to show you something that will make you... lose yourself..." He pulled out his phone and entered his pin. Confused and worried, Joanna waddles over to his phone to see what he wanted to show her.
He tapped onto the Photos app, and told Joanna to close her eyes. Confused, she nodded and proceeded to cover her eyes with her hands.
A minute later, Joanna was told to uncover her eyes, and her eyes widened at the sight on the phone. It was a picture of a buff version of the lovable character Garfield, wearing nothing but red speedos doing their very best to cover up the majestic ginger rod that Garfield was packing.
"May I interest you in... Buff Garfield?"
After hearing what he said and looking at the picture, a warm liquid could be felt trying to gust its way towards Joanna's womanhood. "I- I- gotta go!" Panicked, she ran to the nearest bathroom. She slammed the cubical door shut, and pulled down her skirt to stare at the liquid that came out of her. "Ahhh! H-how did I manage to cum just by looking at a picture of Buff Garfield? That has to be impossible!"
by short_story_examples June 1, 2023
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playground buff

a girl, who gives at least two back to back blow jobs in an outdoor setting; usually you don't want to be the second guy
That playground buff must have her own strand of genital worts
by bus 42 August 27, 2009
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P Buff

A more buff, bigoted version of a P Duff. Often known to engage in protest against women outside of the home and Target’s pride merchandise. Would ideally like a return to 1384, the REAL good ole days.
God, that old hag is protesting against the right of women to inherit property. What a P Buff!
by 9IHatePaigeBuffy6 June 1, 2023
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psyche buff

when a person or psyche becomes an absolutely chad support in overwatch
"OH SHIT SHE'S PLAYING MERCY WE'RE GETTING THE PSYCHE BUFF"
by psycheeeey November 6, 2022
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Buff Day

Buff Day is a holiday where everyone one gives eachother buff and the date of this holiday is november 21
Billy: Hey, have you heard of buff day?
John:No I haven’t, what is buff?
Billy: Buff means head.
John: Ohhhh I can’t wait to celebrate buff day with Cindy then.
by aerdna November 10, 2025
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Jericho Buff

The Jericho Buff is a sex act in which A nude man stands on the corner of the bed turnbuckle style and the nude woman is laying facedown with her butt elevated in the air. The man then faces away and does a Lionsault into a blockbuster inserting his penis into her vagina.
I pulled off a Jericho Buff last night. I think I cracked my neck and tore my pec from my sternum. My neck hurts like hell and my chest is all weird.
by billybws January 11, 2019
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Bf buff

A perk that makes you better
Ted: Omg! Howd you get so good???
Lexi: I have the Bf buff.
by ClownKrispp November 16, 2021
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