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Braydan

fucking dumbass that has no friends and is a lonely person for all his life and has no friends in school and follows everyone around like a stupid dumbass. He tries to follow other kids and try to act cool when he really isn’t and has no friends. He has no life and all he does is play fortnite 24/7 with no life every single day. He calls everyone trash at stuff that he is ABSOLUTE shit at and they can easily shit on his ass in the sport/game.

He also plays fortnite 24/7 especially in the classroom when it is illegal to even have phones in the class, hopefully he gets caught and ends up being suspended. He is shit at all sports especially basketball, football and volleyball. You'll hate having this kid in the same class as you. He tries dating and stalking girls online and if he gets rejected he will be a little cry baby and cry and keep on trying. He tries commenting weird shit on girls posts too. Best to block this creature on any social media platforms you have him on.
Ffs such a braydan he has no friends and follows everyone acting cool when he isn’t and shit talks when hes the idiot himself
by AnAwesomeHumanDatSpeaksFacts69 November 17, 2019
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Brodaic

a language used my ya dudes, douchebags, guidos and club donkeys. it is primarily spoken by suburban metrosexual blowout haircut havin cubic zirconia earring wearing losers who are scared of how dark it is in the closet. further more this is language needs to stay extinct. if you know anyone who speaks brodaic bACK AWAY SLOWLY...and say heyyy brooooo..or yaaaa guyyyy...then turn and run
brian: i can t understand what these douche bags are saying..what kind of language is that?

patrick: ya dude i think they re speaking a long lost language called brodaic. these 2 ya dudes are definitely having a bromantic moment while speaking brodaic.

brian: i thought douchebaggery was extinct?

patrick: no they ve tried to make a comeback with their blowout haircuts,their pooped collars, orange colored skin making a kissy face in every picture.

Example see "my new haircut" on you tube by L2X productions
by patrick and brian boudreau October 9, 2008
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Bryan Hunter

A fucking moronic Satanist who doesn't give a fuck. He is a stupid spikey-haired punk who manages Moose Knuckle. He is a stupid arrogant prick and he has a tattoo of a dick on his ass with a banner saying; "Gaylord". If you see this kid, spit on him profusely. He has a nickname named "Cridda" and he lives in Manomet.
by MKPUNX March 22, 2012
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bryan velasquez

The most cutest guy in the world! Hes so sweet and nice and tall but hes very complicated. He might try and make you jealous by flirting with some other ugly ass girl but you have to remember hes making YOU jealous. He doesnt date very much so if hes choosing to spend his time with you alone, youre a very special girl (if he says youre really special to him then thats a plus.) He gives REALLY nice hugs and kisses (i hope so)
Girl : OMG who is that ? Hes so nice and sweet !

Girl (2) : Thats a Bryan Velasquez, dummy !
by spidermans.baby June 5, 2017
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Bryan

A person who loves hot gay sex with a partner. Usually not gay themselves.
“Jack was such a Bryan with Denni last night
by GaySonicFanFics July 18, 2018
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Bryan

Bryan has changed my life. He is the most loving person and he does this face when your sad and you always tell him to stop but you love it. He’s funny but he doesn’t think so. He has soft lips and warm hugs, he’s tall and skinny but perfect. His dimples are the cutest thing! He’s my everything for 11 days and hopefully forever! I love you so so much bry<3
Girl: wanna go for a walk

Bryan: as long as we can look at the stars
by Bj+bj July 30, 2018
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Bryan

A sack of shit who is honestly horrible also may go by the name kiko
Me: he’s such a dick

Friend: he’s a total Bryan
by Papapapapapappapapapa October 7, 2018
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