Brown Eyes

A beautiful, gorgeous, exotic eye-color which is extremely appealing but also underappreicated because of how common it is. Brown eyes are dominate over all other eye colors, but they nonetheless make eyes look extremely dramatic especially when they are enormous and framed with long, thick, black lashes, which certainly makes up for their commonness. (Yes, that's a word now.)

She has large, exotic brown eyes that makes guys fall off their seats with one penetrating, sexy glare.

by SCS91 July 11, 2006

cleveland brown

A girl with a super hot body, but with an ugly face. As compared to the Cleveland Brown's uniform: Great uniform, ugly helmet.

Yo, bitch's body was slammin'...too bad she was a Cleveland Brown.

by the chocolate elvis April 24, 2003

brown air

Gas that a well off person passes. The word fart is too offensive for them.

Sir Charles passed some brown air that Sir Winfred walked in on.

by ugfest January 18, 2007

Brown Crown

When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.

Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"

by Donkey Punching Queen December 20, 2013

brown nosing

Kissing someones ass

"John was brown nosing David earlier!!"
"Yeah, John kisses everybody's ass!"

by Enda McMahon April 30, 2006

gordon brown

How a asian person says "golden Brown"

owwwhh MR miyagi your dim sims is a ruvly shade of gordon Brown .

or

MR foo manchu ,your dim sims must be gordon brown before you take them out of the deep frier.

by B Stokes March 4, 2008

sylvia browne

A stone-faced, lying whorebag who takes money from desperate, deluded and stupid people without so much as a blip on the radar of basic human conscience. Challenged by James Randi on Larry King Live to have her psychic claims tested, which she publicly agreed to, but has been making lame-arse excuses to avoid ever since.

I searched for videos of Sylvia Browne fucking up again on Youtube today and it was interesting.

by IRON MAN Australia March 22, 2007