brillo

nickname for a peculiar style of hair favored by middle-aged balding males who are attempting to disguise the fact that they ARE losing their hair; appear to have a brillo pad on the top of their heads

oh man, that dude needs a reality check, he's such a brillo!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

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kick in the Bollocks

the mixing of Jagermister and red bull

hi barkeep I'd like a kick in the bollocks .
very rare is like and kick in the bollocks used in thje same sentence.

by Brandon_ha July 22, 2006

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brillo

Thirty something man with shiny shaved head (brillare means to shine in Italian). He usually carries a small water bottle (like a baby bottle), which he fills with tap water because he is too mean to buy a new one. He is usually seen with a girl (the brilla) wearing expensive but boring clothes (she looks like his mum..). They are both extremely disorganised and unaware of world politics. Their passions are getting rich and buying property. They are boring.

'Don't be a brillo!' It broadly means 'don't conform, try to have a personality'. Brillos are all very much the same.

by Camilla April 10, 2005

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brollerskates

Not a bro like the douchebags you'd find on your local college campus, but a close (usually heterosexual) friend, much like a broham or broseph

Hey brollerskates.. whats up?

by GrizLee April 29, 2008

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bollocks-breath

somebody whos breath smells like bollocks and if its a man hes likely to me homosexual if its your nan, then well... she got some serious issues! ALSO U SHOULD BE SCARED!!!

Guy: Dude, your Nan has issues
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: Well when I was snogging her last night her breath tasted of your dads bollocks.

Girl: Woah, wtf?!
Guy: Yeah, she has serious bollocks-breath

by Crabbagers November 3, 2011

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