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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Breathing Diamonds

Abandoning honesty and a sense of individuality for the sake of chasing success, clout, views, and whatnot.

i.e. A professional critic who doesn't review things with their honest opinions but rather whatever will get more people to agree with what they say.
"That Sebastian guy is a real sellout. He's been breathing diamonds ever since his last book series flopped."
by RatDespiser March 15, 2025
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Breathing fire

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When a person is extremely angry as if breathing fire.

Similiar: Steaming, fuming
Hide! Mom is breathing fire after she found your stash.
by Go home ball July 24, 2025
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clean breathing sports ventilator

A ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. This clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to Christmas (yay Santa!)
"Fuck that ride to Dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. Better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! "
by Tomstrong December 9, 2015
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Ali-breathing

The act of hyperventilating quickly and violently into a microphone during stressful situations, making the breather's friends uncomfortable as well as becoming light-headed and/or passing out. For entertainment purposes, of course.
An ali-breathing competition ensued, resulting in two victims hospitalized and one sassy bystander exclaiming "I warned ya!"
by SamanthaJenkins February 28, 2017
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Barely Breathing

Anthem for our country, our democracy, for Covid victims and victims of police brutality, all gasping for air.

"Barely Breathing" was a 1996 hit song from singer-songwriter Duncan Sheik, now to be sung in protest, shouted in the streets, whispered at the bedsides of the dying.
'Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air
by Monkey's Dad July 13, 2020
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Fire breathing dragon

When a ginger(redhead) male smears their penis in hot sauce and expects a blowjob.
"did you hear Billy asked for a fire breathing dragon last night?"
by Canadianbacn16 August 18, 2020
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