Fartcuterie Board

A rendition of a charcuterie board that only includes food that makes one cut off major fart gasses. Includes items such as broccoli, cauliflower, pickled eggs, bean dip, hummus etc.

I went over to Gregg's house and he was serving mad fartcuterie boards. Everyone was letting out major rippers!

Fartcuterie Board by Banter-King December 31, 2025

circuit board

Someone whose appeal is rooted in intelligence, technical skill, and being unreasonably competent with computers.

By extension: sleeping with or being into engineers, hackers, software developers, etc.

"She doesn’t date athletes, she dates circuit boards."

circuit board by beerfetcher420 January 31, 2026

Diving board

A word for boner

Well, some women had to check out his long diving board

Diving board by KwanghoChae May 13, 2026

Stockbroker's Board

The greatest thing ever to happen to Yahoo's Oddly Enough.

Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.

Stockbroker's Board by Not Richard Moll January 20, 2004

Grease the High Board 

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.

A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.

Grease the High Board by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012

z-chara board hit 

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is (supposedly?) to (intentionally injure?) the player of the opposing team.

N.B: this definition, with no offense meant for Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans) hit on Max Pacioretty in the 2010-2011 NHL season.

NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman (the current NHL Commissioner) for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: you idiot, asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is meaningless. Therefore stop attacking Gary Bettman as a person by shaming him.

However, whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit IMHO is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not a Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, and killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but even encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses (bread and circuses in vox populi) far enough.

z-chara board hit by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2013

z-chara board hit 

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.

NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.

z-chara board hit by Uncle Dimma January 26, 2014