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Bloomfield

Town in northern New Jersey, neighboring Newark, bisected by the Garden State Parkway, containing Exits 148, 149, 150 and 151.

Has all the benefits of a small town and all the benefits of a city, and few of the drawbacks of either. Feels like about four small towns strung together, which would be the neighborhoods of Brookdale, North Broad, Downtown and Watsessing. Notable for large Irish and Italian communities, and for stores and restaurants that have been run by individual families for generations. Citizens have the legal right to punch you in the nose if you call their town a "suburb." (Not really, but they should!) In this town, they don't have pasta salad and therapists, they have pasta and bartenders. Municipal Building known for magnificent Christmas lights display.

Grove Street is the "other end" of the Newark City Subway system. Bus and train lines make it a convenient bedroom community for commuters to New York City. Bus lines also provide easy access to Newark, and the Willowbrook and Garden State Plaza malls.

Arch-rival is neighboring Montclair, which can't decide whether it wants to be upscale or ghetto fabulous. Also bordered by Nutley and Glen Ridge (both think of themselves as the former but really aren't), Belleville (not classy enough to be the latter), Clifton (Routes 3 and 46 going through it kind of makes up its mind for it) and East Orange (if you're not from there, do yourself a favor and don't go).

The most popular sports team among Bloomfielders is the New York Giants, followed by the Yankees, the New Jersey Devils, and, due to the Catholic influence, Seton Hall University basketball. In comparison, the Jets, Mets, Rangers and Rutgers are far behind in Bloomfield support.

Contrary to the Jersey stereotype, most Bloomfielders are willing to admit that the Eighties are over, guidos and ginkers are way out of style, big hair is no longer necessary for either gender, and hair metal sucked, except for Jersey natives Bon Jovi. Well, nobody's perfect, not even Bloomfielders.

Bloomfield is home to Holsten's, a fine old-fashioned ice cream parlor that stood in as a diner for the closing scene of the final episode of the TV show "The Sopranos." Any actual mob connections to the town appear to be strictly anecdotal, but just to advise youse, ya never know.
"What the hell are ya wearin'? A tracksuit? Where do ya think ya are, Belleville? Come on! This is Bloomfield! Have some class, will ya?"

"You're yellin' at me about class? Where do you think you're from, Montclair?"

"Hey, hey, pal, that's enough, you don't have to get nasty here!"
by UncleMikeNJ September 16, 2009
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blomming

The act of a thing, person or animal that bloms.

To trick another into drinking one's urine.
Look at Sophie, she's about to get a good blomming!
by Nirmal_J February 13, 2008
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bloob

When a woman is on her period and you want to have sex you just use the blood as lube.
The girl and I wanted to have sex while she was on her period and we didn't have any lube so we just used bloob.
by ghettosamson July 10, 2010
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bloob bloobs

if said in a cutesy way becomes a way of inappropriately touching a womans breasts at an unexpected moment.. but they cant be mad because you said it in a cute way whilst malesting them! The breasts have to be touched in a comparitive weighing manner.
emily is standing in a queue in the supermarket and looks fed up so suzie goes and touches her breasts saying 'bloob bloobs' to make her laugh. FIN
by twomilks March 1, 2007
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Bloomer

A ignorant southern asshole, who acts like and idiot and thinks he is the best at everything when in reality everyone is making fun of his dumbass behind his back.
Hey look at that dumb ass carrying his M-4 like a raptor!!!! O its Bloomer!
by reticulated python October 21, 2008
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Bloomin' Onion

When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.
I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!
by Tallahassee Tallboy August 11, 2017
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blooming rose

When a person's ass was ran-through so violently it causes their ass to prolapse, and appear to look like a blooming rose.
I gave my girl a blooming rose last night dude, I thought she'd be into it!
by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022
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