Blonde Mafia

Bridget Marquardt's clothing line

Do you like my new tank top? It's from Blonde Mafia.

by girlnextdoor3 November 8, 2006

blogger

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Steve is a blogger on Xanga. He is a egotistical narcosist.

by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 15, 2006

blondes

Blondes are very, very beautiful women. In all shapes, sizes and kinds, blondes are always the most beautiful of women.

Blondes Hall of Fame 2010

1. Miss Oklahoma 2010
2. Yvonne Strahovski
3. Carrie Underwood
4. Lauren Conrad
5. Taylor Swift
6. Shannon Bream
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Amanda Drury
9. Melissa Schumann
10. Christina Aguilera

by Jason Brown, Atlanta May 31, 2010

dumb blonde joke

A joke told by someone who is only making fun of blondes because blondes are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than they'll ever be. And no I'm not a blonde.

black-haired person: How many blondes would it take to fill the brains of one chipmunk? More than the amount of blondes in the universe!

brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes.

black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry.

brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization.

black-haired person: Good idea.

The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.

by Blondes are hot! July 23, 2004

blonde

An over-rated hair color or person with such a hair color. Many girls think it makes them hot when in fact it doesn't. It just makes them clones who, in about a month, with have dark greasy roots growing out of their scalps. Gross.

Cara, Sadie, and Maurissa are girls who think they are hot because they bleach their hair blonde.

by erin_mavourneen September 1, 2008

bloggerella

An infamous online stalker that stays online 23.5 hours of the day. Someone who specializes in creating internet drama and telling lies. Someone who neglects their children and home because they are too busy online. Someone who does not have a real life outside of the internet.

That girl, Saha, is always online starting trouble. She's a true bloggerella.

by Miss Bee January 9, 2009

Dumb blonde joke

Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )

Example of dumb blonde joke:

Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb

Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!

OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN

by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014