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Blonded out 

When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.
"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.
Blonded out by Colewindz September 24, 2014
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bloodie bloo 

when a person has a big butt, they have a BLOODIE BLOO

SO, you go uop to some one and yell "BLOODIE BLOO"
bloodie bloo by BLOODIE BLOOER March 27, 2016

Blonde starfish 

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.
Blonde starfish by JAKIL June 7, 2016

Blonde teeth 

when a male or female who have a pee fetish get their teeth a very very dark shade of yellow from people pissing on and in them
Wow yesterday was a crazy night I think I have blonde teeth
Blonde teeth by Fgyhujkiop March 30, 2017

Blonde Beer 

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.
"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."
Blonde Beer by C L G May 7, 2018

blondesequence 

A result it effect of an action or condition when dealing with a blonde female.
“Dude, the hot chick I banged last night from the bar; dumber than a box of rocks. Now I’m dealing with the blondesequences.”

Blondeducky94 

Blondeducky94 is a streamer who streams nothing but exquisite gameplay. She enjoys getting drunk off a sip of alcohol. She enjoys listening to tiny tim and bumping to rapping for Jesus. She is not actually blonde most of the time. She is also very british.
Person : “I’m going to twitch to watch blondeducky94”

Person 2: “I heard she has exquisite gameplay”