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bisexual

See non-existant. Bisexuality is a myth; a fable, if you will. The term refers to a fantasy orientation in which a man or woman is physically attracted to both genders, however, these so-called bisexuals will only be seen dating members of one sex and occassionaly hooking up with the other. This is done by attention whores.

Women who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) So undesirable and irritating to be around that they have to hook up with other women as a last ditch effort for attention.
B.) Dikes.

Men who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) Gay.

Bisexuals can typically be found at Hot Topic or at lame emo/hardcore shows.
Robin: Guy's think it's pretty hot that I'm a bisexual.

Alex: You're bi? Where's your girlfriend?

Robin: Well, I have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now...

Alex: Have you ever?

Robin: Uhh, no... but I DID kiss another girl at a party the other night.

Alex: Riiiiiiigght.
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 17, 2008
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Battleaxe Bisexuals

Battleaxe Bisexuals often known as BaBs are Bisexuals who actively fight against biphobia and bi erasure. They are people who are educated in bi history and know pansexuality and other mspec labels(omni,poly etc) are harmful to the Bisexual community. In short they are super cool people!
Alex: Hi I'm a Battleaxe Bisexual
Sarah: What does that mean?
Alex: I've read the bi manifesto and other historical definitions of Bisexuality. I know Bisexuality is a whole fluid identity where one is attracted to people regardless of gender. I am aware that microlabels are biphobic and hence I dislike them.
Sarah: That's super cool! Battleaxe Bisexuals are amazing people!!
by Seahorsefishes January 24, 2021
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bisexual

someone who loves both guys =girls
like me :)
email me bisexual n lezz girls

laurakate03@gmail.com
person1# i love you kerry
person2# i love you too sally
person1# im bisexual are you?
person2# no im lesbian
by lorakaytee July 9, 2010
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bisexual

1. people sexually open to both sexes.

2. people who assume physical attraction is directly related to sexual orientation.

2. gay men ashamed of being gay.
1. the girls you see in most of the porn you've been looking at.

2. if a girl finds herself thinking another girl looks good, she'll happily label herself as bisexual for the social status.

3. the guys you remember from school constantly reassuring to you that they have a real girlfriend, but still say they're bi.
by whitefeather August 30, 2005
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dirty bisexual

a person that gets everyone regardless of gender because they are hot, sexy and too horny to define themselves. Also known as DB.
Self-explanatory. It actually has a positive connotation.

DBs flip flop quite a bit, and enjoy every second of it

Why be gay or straight if you can be a dirty bisexual and get anyone you want?

DBs feel like a kid in a candy store all day long
by galileo July 1, 2006
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Bisexual

Some greedy idiot that likes to take both men and women for itself.
Your such a bisexual, why do you have to be greedy like that?
by Frankenstein’s Dongle June 27, 2019
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Bisexual

Someone with a very short lifespan, seeing as there are none over the age of 30.
Jane was a bisexual; she liked females and males, sadly she, like the other bisexuals, disappeared after reaching a certain age of maturity.
by Kelpha January 31, 2009
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