by stackattack January 2, 2011
Get the berry blaster mug.A honky beater is a bat normally procured through ballpark giveaways. It is known as a honky beater due to its small size relative to a nigger beater. The benchmark for nigger beater status is roughly the size of a children's T-ball bat. A honky beater, in contrast, is roughly half the size of a nigger beater, with both a shorter length and smaller barrel circumference. Based on the theory that beating a honky effectively should require less effort than beating a nigger to the same degree.
Joel: Yo, fool, we done went on down to the minor league game tonight, got us selfs some honky beaters.
Mike: Honky beaters? Bitch, you crazy. We gon' need us some nigger beaters to handle these crazy niggas.
Joel: Aw shit, and I thought we was gonna beat us some honkies tonight.
Mike: Honky beaters? Bitch, you crazy. We gon' need us some nigger beaters to handle these crazy niggas.
Joel: Aw shit, and I thought we was gonna beat us some honkies tonight.
by duke5572 October 24, 2006
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The midget controlled behemoth from Beyond Thunderdome. He's pretty ripped but pretty stupid=can really fuck some shit up.
Old Master Blaster is at it again with the chainsaw and all. Just a cuttin and a punchin and all he's got is that crazy blacksmith aussie midget to love em...well plus me of course.
by Sky Puncher August 18, 2006
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empty half of it, refill with whisky.
drink out of the 2 liter bottle.
thats a Ghetto Blaster
empty half of it, refill with whisky.
drink out of the 2 liter bottle.
thats a Ghetto Blaster
by Deuce Machine July 12, 2009
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Get the beasted on mug.Basically meaning a penis. (i.e. since a woman losing her virginity was to have said to have had her "cherry popped".)
Guy 1: So, how were things with Janet last night?
Guy 2: Awesome! I got that cherry good with my cherry blaster.
Guy 2: Awesome! I got that cherry good with my cherry blaster.
by The Scientist September 3, 2006
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