Braindouchery

The act of observing something so horrific or stupid, the only possible way to stop seeing it is to put a douche in your ear and squeeze.

The way your brother tried to masturbate with a razor is braindouchery.

by Azekual009 January 7, 2011

brainduck

brainduck means total fool. duck means zero , someone with zero brains.

Shut up! you brainduck. Are u a brainduck?

by xorkes November 15, 2011

brain chain

The brain chain is a linear sequence of human intelligence levels. At the top of the classic brain chain we have our Einsteins. At the middle there are moderately intelligent people. At the bottom, there are ordinary people. The top of the brain chain consumes the middle, the middle consumes the morons, similar to the process of the food chain.

"Toby thinks Japan is in Europe. He truly is on the bottom of the brain chain."

by dorifuto April 26, 2014

Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.

The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.

by IbagM21 January 3, 2015

Brain transplant donor

Someone with no brain. AKA a friendly way to say "idiot".

Idiot: *says something stupid*
Person 1 : "Do you happen to be a brain transplant donor?"

by babyeater29126 April 28, 2015

Brainana

A Plant from Plants vs Zombies Heroes that takes the Zombies brains. Brainana is a good Plant.

Brainana has arrived, its going to break your stride

by 『　』 June 20, 2018

Brain Formula

The source of all knowledge. It is written on a sticky note.

I found the Brain Formula

Okie dokie

by SeenDizzle July 27, 2020