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blarting

the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.
damn it, John! quit blarting or i'll sew your ass shut!
by NATeDoog October 10, 2008
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Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.
Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!
by Brylon713 September 6, 2010
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Jew Baiting

; "Jew Baiting" is in no way insulting or critical of the Jewish Faith or People. It is a very nasty control tool which is often used against them.

Calling a Jew a "denier" is equivalent to calling smokers "child abusers", it garners unanimous support with little that can be offered in defense.

No one can take sides with a "denier" or a "child abuser" without drawing scorn from the crowd, so obediently they side safely with the crowd.
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,795477,00.html

Lindbergh offers a perfect example of Jew Baiting by challenging all opinions of non compliance as offensive; in order to force compliance offered only two options either you are with us for the greater good, or you are the cause of a greater evil.

Another is offered By Diethelm and McKee's recent published article, arguing that anyone who fails to accept the conclusion that normal exposures to "second hand" and "third hand smoke" causes lung cancer is a denialist on the order of those who deny that the Holocaust occurred. In spite of the overwhelming legitimate science, which opposes both conclusions.

http://eurpub.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/eletters/19/1/2#107


If you are not with us you are against us.
by TheFXR February 18, 2009
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bartang

When a gentle man of leisurely intent hooks up at bar patron of the female type, who is/has a nice piece of ass - or poutang. This female can be called bartang.
When the clubs were about to close, all Jeb could think about was which piece of bartang could be a guaranteed score.
by Jeff C M October 1, 2007
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Barking Skunk Spider

A fart. So named because you blame the resulting smell and sound on the fictitious spider. Most often referenced as being stepped on when the term is used.
*fart noise*
(pause)
Innocent Bystander: "Oh man, what is that smell?; Did you fart?"
Guilty Party: "Ah, no, man, You must have stepped on a barking skunk spider"
by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010
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Barking abbey school boy

Someone whos bun nd butters. A lot of em tend to be gay
Barking abbey school boy lyk zain who is gay nd lyks to give boys head
by Faggerz October 17, 2019
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Barrington station campus

Physco rich white parents, with snobby white kids and the only not rich thing in that school are the teachers and not to mention the mexicans that crossed the border from carpentersville to barrington. half the lunch ladies are more attractive than the girls there. The girls hit on the principal more than the boys, and every other day lesbians make out in the bathrooms
At Barrington station campus where the tech lab teaches are gay for Eachother and Mrs Anderson shorter then Jacob
by Mrs ragers is fat January 7, 2022
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