james going bald

A little man who takes after his dad and goes bald
Oh he must be a james going bald cause he is losing hair

Harrison - he must be a james going bald cause he is losing hair

John - guess he must be a james going bald then
by Yes lord August 13, 2019
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Bald Booguinnea

Someone with very short hair (usually shaved), that is considered desirable and sexy. A bald booguinnea is sure to turn the heads of many and allure those who seek a sexy baldie.
"He/she is one fine bald booguinnea!"
"I need me some bald booguinnea lovin'!"
by Guapchaser6832 April 07, 2023
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Bald shaming

Someone who shames a bald person, because they are bald.
A man was bald shaming a child because he has cancer.
by Thesodadrinkers October 11, 2021
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bald dora

the most show stopping, s*xy, all around fabulous creature ever full stop.
think dora the explorer but like with no hair
bald dora is a solid 10/10
by bald dora March 05, 2021
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bald walk

the act of walking dank to flex on them haters
I finna bald walk.
by tjobree May 12, 2020
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i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald
I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!
by SimplyWords January 01, 2025
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balding oogle

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.
The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.
by Alex Franses May 20, 2024
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