Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

room bacon

The plate of bacon you order upon arrival to an all inclusive resort. Just in case the all inclusive resort fucks up the rest of the food for your stay.

“More room bacon to room 702 please! Also swing by the sunglasses guy and see what he’s got!”

by DJ Humidifier November 29, 2019

Side Bacon

When you have a beefy side (meaning stomach fat) that is what is considered Side Bacon

Nick: Check out ma Side Bacon
Brayden: Would you look at that

by LittleMcSwagger November 14, 2015

panty bacon

n.) a.k.a. Camel Toe

The whole friggin' world can see Karen's panty bacon whenever she sports the spandex.

by mhibma November 22, 2005

sizzlin' bacon

Cops (pigs/bacon) who park their cars, often out of sight, and wait for some sort of crime such as speeding to occur so they can give a ticket.

Slow down, bro, I think we just passed some sizzlin' bacon hiding behind that bush.

by T-Bizzcuit May 16, 2010

Burnt Bacon

When the struggle bus is so real its like you burnt the bacon

When your day is just some burnt bacon

by DandandAn February 15, 2015

bacon stretcher

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.

"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c September 18, 2017