The phenomena of believing someone is attractive from afar, only to realize that person is atrocious up close.
Friend 1: Dude that girl across the way is fine as hell. I'm going to go walk over there and spit my game.
Friend 2: Don't do it dude. That girl is fugly!
Friend 1: Holy shit. She had a girlstache.
Friend 2: I told you. You got that Far Away Syndrome (FAS).
Friend 2: Don't do it dude. That girl is fugly!
Friend 1: Holy shit. She had a girlstache.
Friend 2: I told you. You got that Far Away Syndrome (FAS).
by The Denton Don December 19, 2011
Get the Far Away Syndrome (FAS)mug. Somebody you know who is so worthless that the maintenance of their acquaintance cannot possibly be justified.
Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.
by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008
Get the takes away from the tablemug. song from top gun, that stupid fucking movie where goose dies and tom cruise pretends to make out with a woman even though everyone knows he's gay because he was talking to iceman in the lockerroom wearing only a towel.
by fuckingshitthisisannoying April 22, 2006
Get the take my breath awaymug. Used to express your contempt about someone, just like "get out of here!" is sometimes used in English.
Ben: "Hey, do you want to drive over to the beach?"
You: "Come here go away! It's so damn hot I feel like I can faint!"
You: "Come here go away! It's so damn hot I feel like I can faint!"
by Mitsu May 13, 2005
Get the Come here go away!mug. A weird series, that exaggerates literally to every time. Every huge problem, that anyone could have, does Annalise have.
by timakekse December 5, 2019
Get the how to get away with murdermug. this is a real booze bag slut. she has been on the road and had sex with many and left moist, vaginally, because she is such a dirty whore. she will typically wear leather, have a shitty tatoo and a feathered hair cut.
by Caligreens December 19, 2006
Get the roadhard put away wetmug. What most men are cruising for on Tinder. A girl to drive by-bang and then be on their merry way to the next.
A product of our easy access, disposable culture.
A product of our easy access, disposable culture.
Friend: So how was that girl you met from Tinder last night, any potential?
Him: No, but good for an easy-lay take-away.
Him: No, but good for an easy-lay take-away.
by IceMaiden_SA28 October 6, 2020
Get the easy-lay take-awaymug.