Ope Attack

When two Midwesterners can't get past each other in a small corridor such as an aisle in the supermarket or a hallway at church.

Person 1: "Ope, can I get past you, man?"
Person 2: "Ope, excuse me"
Person 1: "Ope"
Person 2: "Ope"
Etc...
Ope attack.

by Gthumb December 31, 2018

BAGS ATTACK

A inescapable swarm of BAGS.

OMG, they're everywhere!!! It's a BAGS attack!!!

by BAGS_with_an_S August 17, 2012

molly attack

an outburst that is characterised by mild suicidal tendencies, jokes that probably shouldn’t be allowed to be jokes, non-stop tweeting and overly concerned, yet patronising, teachers.

Person: is Molly okay?

“Oh it’s fine, she’s just having a Molly Attack”

by urlocalmia April 22, 2020

sonic attack

A very quick masturbation

I just busted a sonic attack

by Barbaros bloody December 23, 2019

attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

Shark Attack

A term used to reference somebody who is very intoxicated or hungover that is experiencing explosive diarrhea while projectile vomiting uncontrollably. Derived from a shark exploding out of the water.

"Yo, there is shit and throw up all over the floor in the bathroom.... WTF?!"

"Yeah, that girl who was blacked out had a shark attack bro, absolutely disgusting"

by yaboythe ssd December 6, 2017

cak attacked

A vicious barrage of penile attacks from the Fenis.

Kim was cak attacked.

by The Finch February 27, 2004