buffering adverts

The worst invention ever

Person 1: I can deal with the adverts
I can deal with the buffering
But when the adverts buffer
I suffer
Person 2: Yeah I hate Buffering Adverts too!

by Yermy Battled Warter January 3, 2017

se avento

She or he outdid her or himself

My neighbor got me a beautiful Calvin Klein tie for my birthday; se avento!

by abogadebar September 27, 2020

Fake Advertisement

An advertisement that lies about what is actually in the game. These ads will interest people and tempt them to play the game. Then, once they play the game they will realize that it is not what they actually wanted and the game will get another installation. These can be spotted out by the ads having an animation instead of gameplay, ads that have that red fingernail girl's hand swiping around the screen, and the use of stock sound effects. Fake ads also have a very low budget. Some fake ads will use tower defense advertisements or other fun or exciting game types when in reality it's just another boring kingdom and civilisation building game with multiplayer battles.
This is usually how a fake ad will go:
Character is in trouble.
Floating hand presses buttons attempting to save the character, but instead making it worse
Big red circle with "FAIL" on it pops up, trying to tempt the watcher to installing it to see if they can do it themselves.
Other fake ads are ads that include sexual or kinky content. These ads will usually have the player or hand in the game trying to use an eraser tool to shave the women's clothes off. Then, right before they strip them, the advertisement stops or the hand will stop doing it.

"Oh cool. Finally a game where I get to play puzzles!"
"What? There's no puzzles here! This is a fake advertisement!"

by Redditor Normie February 16, 2021

Shitpost advertising

An ad made by or to appeal to gen z. Live a shitpost but as a ad

Dave: did you see that Taco Bell ad
Micheal: the shitpost ad?
Dave: YES! That was perfect shitpost advertising

by Gawk gawk bitch December 25, 2021

Masked Advertising

Advertising a Product or fandom Through masking it under a Layer of Hate.

r/Cringe Is just "Masked Advertising" For their fetishes pretending to hate them when they get off to them .

by Outrageous-31 April 5, 2022

time zone advantage

When someone from another earlier time zone tells someone happy birthday before you

Person: Happy Birthday! Was I the first one?
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage

by 420NoScopeCoreyNThaFazeClan July 1, 2017

The Odessa Advantage

A female who works the dark arts and whispers to the managers or directors usually about other harder working co-workers a negative story with polished details added to make it seem like truth. She raises herself above others by some type of sexual, mental and/or head-game manipulation in order to excel herself to levels of higher authority. She is seen doing evil all over whispering to others dark ideas while these ideas only derrive from the darkness within. She is loved by all Directors and Managers as the greatest. As she uses the dark arts to cast a veil over their eyes so they can't see her true nature to which one would stroke out or die by a hear-attack.

that's The Odessa Advantage... it always works.

by kchambers88 June 12, 2018