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coal car

The second-in-line spot in a man train. This man has to work a little harder than the rest of the train due to his added responsibility of giving the engine a reach around. Some people like the caboose, and just give. Some people like the engine, and just take. While others give AND take, no-one pulls double-duty like the coal car.
Man #1: "My ass hurts from last nights man train."
Man #2: "I couldn't agree more. You're just lucky you didn't get stuck being coal car; my wrists have never been so sore."
by Steve_ May 21, 2008
mugGet the coal carmug.

Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.
Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...
by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010
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chase car

A car following another
I'm done being your chase car.
by Beckyhoo May 6, 2018
mugGet the chase carmug.

car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.
Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!
by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011
mugGet the car candymug.

Stupid car

a 2002 lowered Subaru Forester with pimped wheels and under-lights.
Bacon's idea of a cool car is actually a stupid car.
by Blu Sniper May 12, 2015
mugGet the Stupid carmug.

Car hillbilly

A hillbilly who is addicted to the animated pixar trilogy Cars
by Space Saturn Bitch March 30, 2021
mugGet the Car hillbillymug.

car blind

When someone can't tell the difference between a normal everyday car and a nicer, more expensive car just by looking
Friend: you like my car?
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...
by xX_tigeress_Xx April 14, 2017
mugGet the car blindmug.

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