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Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.
Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself
by Imnotameme January 18, 2018
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Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.
Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.
by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017
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shrek

Shrek is love Shrek is life Shrek is hope Shrek is mercy. Shrek is always with you. He is here he is now he is the past, present,and future.Hes with you through the tough times in life.Shrek will never leave you.Shrek blesses you,he changes you for the better.Shrek makes you happy,and makes you have meaning.He gives you a purpose,he inspires you.Shrek loves you and always will.Shrek helps you.Shrek is the best,Shrek....is everything
Shrek is love Shrek is life Shrek is hope Shrek is mercy. Shrek is always with you. He is here he is now he is the past, present,and future.Hes with you through the tough times in life.Shrek will never leave you.Shrek blesses you,he changes you for the better.Shrek makes you happy,and makes you have meaning.He gives you a purpose,he inspires you.Shrek loves you and always will.Shrek helps you.Shrek is the best,Shrek....is everything
by shrekfan July 15, 2022
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Shrek

A mythical God and creature that has made many good things that our world stands on

if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion

see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing
Shrek: hey donky onions have layers
donky: *ode to joy intensifies*
by Jimmy neutron_64290 January 17, 2020
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Shrek

shrek is like an onion they both have layers.
Shrek is the goat of goats.
by shrek.is.daddy69 February 26, 2023
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Shrek

A handsome green ogre who you have no chance with
Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “
by bigwavesbigwavesss May 26, 2023
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Shrek 6

The Shrek sequel no one talks about :(
"Shrek 6 will be an amazing movie guys trust me"
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
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