To Butter a Muffin

To preform fellatio, to give head, suck a dick.

Monika get your fat ass over here and butter my muffin!

by Miro April 4, 2005

bitch muffin

sone one who acts like such a bitch (see bitch) that you want to take a huge muffin and shove it up their ass.

Marshall stop being such a goddamn bitch muffin!

by billy joe bob April 22, 2005

muffin muncher

A person, male or female who goes down on a female, performing cunalingus.

josh: wow that pips' a proper lezbo
fabio: nah she aint no muffin muncher

by Demon616 aka fabio May 18, 2006

butt muffin

When you blast out a dry turd.

I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

Muffin Tops

The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselves into their hipster jeans that they purchased 4 years before. Also known as fatty mall hangers

Sid: "Hey Paul, check out the muffin tops on her"
Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola

by Sid October 12, 2004

muffin diver

a person who eats out the pussy.

Emily is a muffin diver when she is with Jennifer.

by ~Bodi~ June 11, 2006

Muffin Buffin

The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.

Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.

by Venus, The Last N.A.P. February 15, 2009