A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦
Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass
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Goober is the most nigga depths farmer every and blackest he will lurke from yo behind
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A woman who like to manipulate and hurt men to inflate her ego
Man this ho a goober. If you like her you might get a bunch of hurt feelings.
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someone who follows people, butts into conversations and invites themselves to places. Sometimes goobers just sit and listen to conversations and don't add nor give the impression that they are listening. A goober is just an all-around is just a pushy person. Goobers are very annoying. One can usually find a goober standing behind you awkwardly. Goobers can also be called losers.

To Goob is to follow, invite yourself to something or to listening in on conversations.
Carol is such a goober she would not leave me alone today and followed me everywhere.

Look behind you at Brad standing their hardcore goobing.
by thiccbihhhh69 November 6, 2019
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That Dude Is Such a Goober
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