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Free-User

Someone who participates in a "free-use" relationship, acting as the person who allows their partner total access to their body whenever the partner chooses
"I found myself a free-user at the bar last night. She lets me do anything to her, day or night!" ~ Man speaking to his friend after a seemingly successful first date.

"Okay, in tonight's game - one of us will be the secret designated free-user while the rest of us try to figure out who! Gather your facts before you accuse! Just cuz someone sucks your dick doesn't mean they are free-to-use, it just means they like you!" ~ Host of a swingers' game night.
by Babe-Ruthless September 30, 2022
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Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time
" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"
by lilpea May 29, 2016
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free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.
question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?
by roelfo June 29, 2015
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lilleker free

A free peroid in which you suffer utter bordem. During this hour of death you are accompanied by a chunk who hates everything and a christian fanatic with a fuck off beefhead.
"You got a lesson third?"
"Yeah, Geography."
"Shit, Ive got a lilleker free."
by dfsfaddserias November 7, 2008
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must be free!

an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !
jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
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Free Grobstein

Free Grobstein was a schoolwide campaign in Westfield, New Jersey which demanded the reinstatement of the position of substitute teacher for Howard Grobstein.

Early in the week of Halloween 2018, Grobstein was caught watching pornography on his laptop during a class period, and allegedly displayed the NSFW content from his laptop in front of students with a projector, which got him fired by the WHS administration.

Later in the week, WHS students responded by chanting the line "Free Grobstein" in the hallways, in hopes of getting Grobstein’s job reinstated. On December 20, 2018, a student at WHS launched a GoFundMe campaign with a goal of raising $100,000 to get Grobstein’s job as a substitute teacher reinstated.
WHS Student: Free Grobstein!! Let him finish!
by Ty 722001 April 18, 2022
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free liping

the act of a woman going out in public without wearing underwear. comparable to "free balling"
While getting ready for a date, Megan decided to go free liping because her laundry was not finished.
by HELLsirEN March 13, 2011
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