ruby rube

depression

3am sucks man stop doing dat

guy1: hey have you heard about ruby rube? she's like 8 years old but with cool vide-
guy2: *slaps guy1* leave me alone
guy3: ruby rube? please shut your mouth

by SSM4 Bloopers November 16, 2018

Ruby

Bitch.

Ruby is a bitch

by Mabababa January 25, 2022

Rude Ruby

noun ( ro͞od-ˈro͞obē )

The aftermath of removing a glass butt-plug that is too large for the wearer; resulting in a ripped sphincter and/or a bloody butt plug.

"How was the date?"

"It was going great, until I ended up shitting out a Rude Ruby."

by BigWick-a-Boiii July 21, 2022

Ruby

super hottie girl in my class

hanan; ur so cute
ruby;ik

by jermhfsjgrhfrjq5erhfsikgjvrekf January 11, 2023

Ruby

Normally a very nice and pretty girl and is normally surrounded by some very nice friends. Always very nice to talk to and so so pretty. Like I need a prettiness tutorial.

Hannah: “I wish I was as pretty as Ruby”
Kate: “Same..”

by igetalotofdick April 29, 2022

Ruby

Abnormally wide woman, is also vertically challenged

*thump* *thump*

Oh no Ruby is coming

by Smallpenisvibes February 25, 2023

Ruby

The currency of Koridai and Gamelon, and the former currency of Hyrule, during King Harkinian's reign.

Person 1: Do you know where I can spend my old rubies, now that rupees have replaced them?
Person 2: I think at Morshu's shop.
Person 3: I went there but Morshu was busy.
Person 2: He's probably busy playing with a ruby.

by MorshuTheElder December 23, 2024