Nick: yo man, im going to bang this chick. she wants a piece of me
Matt: of course she does your a poon crusher
Matt: of course she does your a poon crusher
by pooncrusher July 11, 2010
Get the Poon Crushermug. An insult towards males, implying that they have a vagina and that they regularly exploit themselves with it. This can also be used as an insult towards females, implying that they're whores and/or sluts.
"You fucking poon-donor!"
by damann August 27, 2009
Get the Poon-Donormug. by Sancho198428 October 16, 2008
Get the Poon Knockermug. by FlangeFanatic March 20, 2023
Get the Neek Poonmug. A person whose penis always points towards good pussy, much like a compass needle points towards north.
Randy: Hey Nick, where can I find some poontang tonight?
Nick: I don't know, but you should ask Thomas. He's such a poon compass.
Nick: I don't know, but you should ask Thomas. He's such a poon compass.
by Dave Kuchers November 3, 2015
Get the poon compassmug. verb, informal
The act of a male engaging in aggressive (consensual) sex, usually followed by bragging about it to his friends.
The act of a male engaging in aggressive (consensual) sex, usually followed by bragging about it to his friends.
(past tense)
"Yeah, dude! I slayed that poon like it was high noon!"
(present tense)
"I'll call you back later, bro! I'm slaying that poon like it's high noon!"
(future tense)
Me: "Don't worry, Adam. One day, we'll slay that poon like it's high noon."
Adam: "Together."
"Yeah, dude! I slayed that poon like it was high noon!"
(present tense)
"I'll call you back later, bro! I'm slaying that poon like it's high noon!"
(future tense)
Me: "Don't worry, Adam. One day, we'll slay that poon like it's high noon."
Adam: "Together."
by DatBoiAJ October 6, 2016
Get the Slay that poonmug. by cougs76 August 20, 2017
Get the poon gravymug.