Joint Champions

Those who are not quite good enough to be outright champions.

Unable to claim champion status.
We were so close to winning our spelling competition, but I guess we’ll have to settle for joint champions.
by Haole September 07, 2022
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mug joint

Another name for a beer joint or seedy bar/ drinking establishment. Most likely called a mug joint because the beer was served in a mug or you might get mugged or assaulted there. Think chicken wire on the band stage to protect them from thrown beer bottles and bouncers armed with baseball bats.
I was down at the mug joint last night and saw a girl stab a guy in the neck with a broken beer bottle .
by threelittlepigs September 04, 2022
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mug joint

Another name for a beer joint or seedy bar/ drinking establishment. Most likely called a mug joint because the beer was served in a mug or you might get mugged or assaulted there. Think chicken wire on the band stage to protect them from thrown beer bottles and bouncers armed with baseball bats.
I was down at the mug joint last night and saw a girl stab a guy in the neck with a broken beer bottle .
by threelittlepigs September 04, 2022
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Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.
Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.
by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022
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Italian Joint

A classic marijuana cigarette cut with oregano for that extra flavour.
Veronica loved oregano, so she would always make Italian joints.
by ZaitoUTAU September 04, 2019
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Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff
"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"
by SummonerofFaiths July 05, 2020
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Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.
Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
by Amy911 October 21, 2017
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