Zoomed

Zoomed- when you get fucked up and get on a zoom call (or any conference call)

Yo dude I got absolutely zoomed the other day in my online French class!

by Ratgrl March 31, 2020

zany zoomer

Zany is a very underrated & talented artist on twitter, why not go give her a follow?

Zany zoomer is EXTREMELY talented.

by JaudreyWasTaken December 8, 2020

Zoom broom

Eliminating the background distractions.

“Denise,” went the text from my boss last Sunday, “when we do the meetup with Amway could you please do a zoom broom on your so-called office -- jettison the vibrators, the pogo stick, the pink silk thingie hanging just on screen. The signed blowup of Bono from ’98 too. We don’t want Chris to think we’re wack. Oh, and could you make sure that snot-nosed Berry doesn’t poke her face in?”
“Shithead,” I replied under my breath, “It’s not Zoom, it’s WebEx. It's not Berry, it's Valley. Plus, I only accept texted managerial counsel of under 10 words.”

To prep for the interview (for the job he didn’t even want, but it would pay for tacos) Panda did a quick zoom broom in the study he “shared” with mama, backlighting the Mac and taking down the hanging hooked rug depicting a bald eagle descending upon a Hudson River ice floe. Darn these Zoom gigs, he thought, feeling pretty sure he’d have to shave his soul patch.

by Hifalutin! February 5, 2022

Zoompressured

Being encouraged to do something you wouldn’t normally do (like Karaoke) whilst on a Zoom call.

Oioi - he's being Zoompressured into it !

by OdgIT December 18, 2020

zoombraa

means the following
-bitch
-person
-large penis
-hey!
-veggie pizza

-Danny has a zoombraa.
-Zoombraa! Get back here!
-what kind of pizza do u want? ZOOMBRAA!!!!

by Annette and Julian productions!!! May 20, 2008

Zoomed

Being so beyond fucking up your vision is blurry

Miranda is fucking zoomed rn

by Drunk May 4, 2018

Zoom Head

When you're on a Zoom meeting, and your girl gives you head.

"Hey bro did you understand the biology lecture yesterday?"
"Nah, I was too distracted getting some Zoom Head."
"Nice."

by Nosbig May 3, 2020