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Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.
Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey
by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022
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Spaghetti And Yogurt

the finest of the dishes, everyone loves it, all hail our almighty spaghetti and yogurt, specially toxt, toxt really loves spaghetti and yogurt
spaghetti and yogurt
yes, spaghetti and yogurt
all hail the spaghetti and yogurt
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yogurt

mommy why is there yogurt on your bed
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 16, 2023
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Yogurt female

The type of female that shares infuriating things on her story, even tho she knows that shit is infuriating her boyfriend and makes him look weird in his homies eyes.
by MartiFromBg November 20, 2023
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Yogurt war

When a group of men attempt to ejaculate on eachother competitively 😂
Angelo and jadon had a yogurt war while everyone was gone.
by Datnigga23gotbars August 23, 2017
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Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth
Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
by Madetyro August 11, 2018
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yogurt

oh you are a yogurt
by seryyir6jurt January 27, 2021
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